
If you can read this, the SYSTEM 0PERATOR should be pummelled seriously
about the head and shoulders. It's either this or the biscuit factory...

ADMIN     BOARDS   BYE       CHAT     |  Waffle Version ~%V
COMMANDS  COOKIE   FEEDBACK  FINGER   |  Darkside International
FILES     HELP     INFO      JOURNAL  |
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"Our fans in England are crazy. You can't stop them. They bite and
 claw their way on stage. We have to encourage the rest of the audience
 to beat them senseless."       -  Sid Vicious, on crowd control
